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We only work with the BESSSS!
How do I open a new account?
You cannot open an account with COMMANDER CU at this time. COMMANDER CU is a fictional credit union. This website was only created for demonstration purposes.
I left my debit card on top of a mailbox in a bad neighborhood. What should I do?
First, you should re-evaluate your spending habits. After that, call 1-800-807-3109 and we will make fun of you. After a few minutes of ridicule we will mail you a prepaid debit card with $20 on it.
I plan on going out of the state/country. What do I need to do?
On the run from the police? Heading to Mexico with all of the loot you just stole? Please let us know what your new address will be. This way we can direct the FBI to you in an efficient manor.
How do I dispute a transaction?
You don't! Why are we responsible for you leaving your debit card laying around somewhere? It's not our fault if your personal financial security is not important to you!